January 2011
8 posts
Life Plan
Do you think it would be unwise to drop everything I am doing to take up making food as a profession?
It would be the coolest.
And it would give me an excuse to look at pictures of food/think of food/make food without it being procrastination.
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Still, maybe unwise.
I have got a degree to be getting on with.
Darn.
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Nice to think about though.
Theory of Broadsheets
I have a theory that Broadsheet newspapers are so gigantically massive so that when businessmen read them on the train to work, they have big paper walls around them.
Like their own train-office.
Made out of fancy news.
So they don’t have to communicate with the other common people on the train.
It’s a little sad, I think.
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(via inothernews:thebardofavon:danielsupanick)
Bill Murray used to do this thing where he’d go up to people walking alone in Central Park, approach them from behind, cover their eyes, and say “Guess who?” The person would turn around and see Murray, and he’d tell them “No one will ever believe you.” He’d then walk away.
That Bill Murray. Freaking. Bill. Murray.